The 12 Days of Christmas for Founders

It’s Christmas week. You should be relaxing rather than reading work stuff. So here’s a new Christmas carol to get you in the mood…

 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A large triple shot of caffeine.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eight buyers buyin’,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Nine products performin’,

Eight buyers buyin’,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Ten investors investin’,

Nine products performin’,

Eight buyers buyin’,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eleven funds a grantin’,

Ten investors investin’,

Nine products performin’,

Eight buyers buyin’,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twelve recruiters recruitin’,

Eleven funds a grantin’,

Ten investors investin’,

Nine products performin’,

Eight buyers buyin’,

Seven fans subscribin’,

Six coders codin’,

Five server pings.

Four catchy words,

Three marker pens,

Two ideas to love,

And a large triple shot of caffeine.

Have a great Christmas!

Seasonal wishes from the U2R team, Marcus, Nick and Andy. 

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